I was helping at the desk this morning and I started to feel a little irritation, well you know...down there. I kept thinking... maybe I didn't get everything when shaving... blah blah blah... I know I took a shower this morning, so it's not THAT. It's also not that time of the month and I know it's not some creepy infection.... so I excuse myself to the ladies room.....
I get in the stall and drop my pants. It was nothing that I would have thought... my underwear were on INSIDE OUT. Seriously. Of all the things to cause a little irritation. What's a girl to do? I got them right side in, and of course as I was putting back on my pants, someone came in the bathroom, startling me and I fell down landing on my bottom with one hand in the toilet. Hooray. Of all the luck. You'd think it was a Monday.
So that's how my morning has been. What about you?



12 comments:
I absolutely had to read this, because of the title. Absolutely hilarious! Sorry to laugh at your expense, but you really made my day with your story. :) I think we all have those days...the toilet ring at my work was not screwed on yesterday (I think that someone broke it, and just set it back on there), and I fell on the floor? But that was a Monday. I hope your day gets better!
what a hoot!!! I thought I was the only one who did things like that!!! Welcome to the club Em!! :) PS thanks for turning me on to a new blog site from your earlier posting! :))
ROFL!!! Thanks for the smile on this dreary and dismal Missouri day! Hugs!
omgosh em! only on ur blog would i find this story!! i've had days like that but don't have the guts to blog them ;)!!!
I put my underwear on wrong the morning I found out I was pregnant with our first...a thong on sideways is not a comfortable thing.
HAAaaaaaaaa!!!! SOoOoOoOOO something that would happen to me. actually, I've put my undies on inside out more times then I can count,,, but I would for sure fall in the toliet {if I actually changed them around,, I usually just laugh at myself and keep going!!!!!} have a good one!!
{xoxo}
LMAO!!!! solution to problem just don't ware underware ;) xo
oh boy! lol!
I just came here to tell you thanks for the comment on my blog and how you made me laugh by telling me about your snaggle-toothed fluffball... but damn, you cracked me up with this! You're funny! (a rare characteristic among fellow scrapbook bloggers, I think!)
You just won yourself a new follower, by the way!
Oh Em!! You poor thing :( Hope you washed that hand a few dozen times LOL.
Hugs,
Kristina
What kind of erotica is this?
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