Wednesday, September 29, 2010

The day for a Steel Magnolias Quote....

Annelle: We are in the house of the Lord!


Clairee Belcher: Oh like she cares. Ousier's never done a religious thing in her life.

Ouiser Boudreaux: Now that is not true. When I was in school, a bunch of my friends and I would dress up as nuns and go bar-hoppin'


Clairee: Ouiser, you sound almost chipper. What happened today - you run over a small child or something?
M'Lynn: [crying] I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.

[screaming]

M'Lynn: I'm fine! I can jog all the way to Texas and back, but my daughter can't! She never could! Oh God! I am so mad I don't know what to do! I wanna know why! I wanna know *why* Shelby's life is over! I wanna know how that baby will *ever* know how wonderful his mother was! Will he *ever* know what she went through for him! Oh *God* I wanna know *why*? *Why*? Lord, I wish I could understand!

[in a firm tone]

M'Lynn: No! No! No! It's not supposed to happen this way! I'm supposed to go first. I've always been ready to go first! I-I don't think I can take this! I-I don't think I can take this! I-I just wanna *hit* somebody 'til they feel as bad as I do! I just wanna hit something! I wanna hit it hard!

[continues sobbing]

Clairee: Here!

[grabs Ouiser by the shoulder and positions her in front of M'Lynn]

Clairee: Hit this! Go ahead M'Lynn, slap her!

Ouiser Boudreaux: [taken aback and confused] Are you crazy?

Clairee: Hit her!

Ouiser Boudreaux: Are you *high*, Clairee?

Truvy: [in a frightened tone] Clairee, have you lost your mind?

Clairee: We'll sell t-shirts sayin' "I SLAPPED OUISER BOUDREAUX!" Hit her!

Annelle: [in a scared tone] Ms. Clairee, enough!

Clairee: Ouiser, this is your chance to do something for your fellow man! Knock her lights out, M'Lynn!

Ouiser Boudreaux: [snatches away] Let go o' me!

Clairee: M'Lynn, you just missed the chance of a lifetime! Half o' Chiquapin Parish'd give their eye teeth to take a whack at Ouiser!
Truvy: What are your colors, Shelby?


Shelby: My colors are "blush" and "bashful."

M'Lynn: Her colors are "pink" and pink."

Shelby: My colors are "blush" and "bashful" Mama!

M'Lynn: How pretentious is this weddin' gonna get, I ask you?

So now that I have shared some quotes and pics from this awesome movie with ya'll, I can share my "Pretty in Pink" layout from The Pink Ninja's prompt that just came out today! Pink is definitely Renny's color. She has so many clothes that are some shade of pink... yes, I really went all out with my girl. I couldn't help it. The sad thing is, I had told myself that I WOULDN'T buy a bunch of pink clothes for my girl. Oops.... Oh well..she loves pink and is a total girly girl, so it works!

Hope you all had a great day!! 

3 comments:

Christina said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love the steal magnolias quotes! that movie is soo sad but I love everything other than the ending =) and that cake!? omg i want one LOL
Rad pink ninja lo Em. As a mother of a girl, we allllll say we won't buy that much pink but it's all good because we all do lol
xo

Christina said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love the steal magnolias quotes! that movie is soo sad but I love everything other than the ending =) and that cake!? omg i want one LOL
Rad pink ninja lo Em. As a mother of a girl, we allllll say we won't buy that much pink but it's all good because we all do lol
xo

Anonymous said...

"You are too twisted for color TV."

I love that one, too. And the whack at Ouiser one. That's awesome.

My mom and I always quote the "I'M A CHAIN!!" line Truvy has when we talk about chain stores. haha.

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